Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

Masha Allah for writing to me some wonderful Finnish script.  Im pretty sure I got the gist of it.  Let me write you something beautiful in the Irish language, insha Allah.

1. In aimn Allah, an te ata grastuil trocaireach.

2. Gach moladh duit, a Allah, a Ri na ndomhan uile.

3. An te ata rochneasta, trocaireach.

4. An te ata ina mhaistair ar La an Bhreithiunais.

5. Is Tu amhain a adhraimid, is Tu amhain a nimpimid ort cabhru linn.

6. Cuir ar an mbealach ceart muid.

7. Bealach an dreama sin ar ar chuir Tu do bheannacht, agus nar tharraing Do mhighnaoi orthu fein, agus nach ndeachaigh amu.

Did you understand Aaliyah?  Count the verses again if you missed it the first time . Masha Allah you are a very clever girl .  Subhan Allah.  I hope I helped.

Btw I wasnt serious about the leprechaun thing.

May Allah Bless you and your son and your family. Amin.

Wasallam Aleikom.

Br. AbdulHamid.

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

Well, masha Allah for clearing up those points.  Yes I was afraid Santa Claus was a hoax since a long time ago but I thought it was scholarly to go to an original source and authority on it, i.e. you.  At least now I can give presents at Eid instead of Christmas.

Btw. we havent had a documented recording of a leprechaun in my country EVER.  Does that mean they dont exist?  Well considering that most reportings of leprechaun activty come from people who have been eating Magic Mushroom in the forest, Im told by my schoolteacher, I'd have to make a rule on that one: EM, so I must accompany my nonMuslim friends the next time they brew some Magic Mushroom tea in the forest and observe .  If you want I shall take pictures for you and place them on YouTube - crazy Irish people my nonMuslim friends .

Yes so big pot of gold too. Ya.  Please watch a film called "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" for more information.  Im done here.

Im glad it doesnt always snow in Finland because I hate the snow.  I would like to move to a Really hot country like Morocco or Turkey or Fiji insha Allah one day.  Then if I want to go skiing, I can go WATER SKIING!!!!  Eat that snow! go back and melt! .

Yes so what is this Finnish language you speak of like?  Say something smart in Finnish and then translate, please....

Im sorry for continuing to break my rule.  It was just an idea in the first place and Im always open to contradiction.

Wasallam Aleikom wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh,

Br. AbdulHamid.

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

Yes you are correct it is only 2.5 hours on the plane but Ryanair doesnt have comfy seats plus they dont give plane food.  What language do they speak in Finland?  I visited Denmark once.  They speak their own weird language.  I eventually learned to say, "Ja ka ikke tale Dansk" and then they automatically spoke very good English to me, masha Allah.  Btw well done on repulsing the Soviets in 1940.  Yeah, that was a good one! .  Also I happen to like Sibelius a lot.  The Karelia Suite is one of my favourites.  Does Father Christmas reside in Lapland or was that just good advertising on the part of your Tourism Bureau?  What does a reindeer actually look like and have you patted one ?  Does it snow all of the time there?  Is it a pain being deprived of sunlight in the Winter?  If so what is cure to the deprivation? (I hope its not vampirism ).  Hmm, Ok well I guess I've broken my not talking to women on the internet rule again.  Oh well, back to the drawing board on that one.

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

Br. AbdulHamid.

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

EID MUBARAK!!!!!!

Salaams,

AbdulHamid.

Assalaama aleikum wa rahmaatullaahi wa barakaatuhu

Sisko, mitä kuuluu, miten Ramadan on sujunut...Kohta on Eid.....wa aleikuma salaam

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

And Ramadan Kareem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May Allah Bless your Ramadan as the best one yet. AMIN.

Assalamu Aleikom,

Br. AbdulHamid.

Assalaama aleikum

Ramadan kareem sisko

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Little Miss Muffet .

Im very impressed by your kindness to spiders .  Maybe one day you wont even need a man to flush them out for you.  You will have an insectorium instead and the flies and the caterpillars will be your best friends .

Isnt the future beautiful?

Gav.

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

Yes you shouldn't read too much into those quiz things.  Personally I wouldnt even harm a fly.  In fact just ten minutes ago a small fellar was crawling on my computer screen and I didnt even squash it.  I just looked at him, asked him to crawl away and then blew on him gently when he didnt.  Im nice to insects.  I especially like centipedes.  They've got good coordination, masha Allah.

Anyway I hope you are well sister.

Assalamu Aleikom and the Blessing of Allah.

Gavin.

Bismillah hir Rahmanir Rahim,

Assalamu Aleikom Sister Aaliyah,

 Celion Dion?????? What are you talking about Celion Dion?  I cant stand her.  She's awful.

Please explain to your poor suffering brother in Islam about your thinking there, insha Allah.  Im sorry but I cant bear this; what being weighed down with the charge of liking such a squeaky vocalist .

I await your prudent explanation .

Assalamu Aleikom,

Your brotehr in Islam,

AbdulHamid.

Walikum assalam w rahmatu'llahi w barkatu, jazana w aiakyi sorry for the late reply,

I wish u nice and blessing day, fi aman Allah, Assalamu alikum